Turn on the headlights, stupid!

Thomas Pagliaro, recently hired as the head football coach and special education teacher at a small town outside of St. Louis, has been charged with a variety of offenses connected to a make-out session with a teenage girl, which was interrupted by an ill timed visit by the cops. According to the news story, when cops approached, he sped off, tearing through a neighborhood at 50 miles per hour, with no headlights, until his escape was halted by a mailbox. And to top it all off, he had no auto insurance. Details here.