Too much man for one

Richard Cea, a geometry teacher in upstate New York, has copped an Alford plea and faces between three and six years in jail. According to charges, he was having sexual relations with two of his fifteen year old female students. Prosecutors also say he enjoyed showing girls his tattoos and piercing. Prior to having sex, they say, he served them Blackberry Smirnoff coolers. Good stuff, dude! Details here.